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Merch that roasts your sign and you buy it anyway

Funny-but-true astrology merchandise. Every zodiac stereotype, lovingly weaponized and printed on stuff you actually want to wear.

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A taste of the roast

Every sign gets what it deserves. Here's a preview.

"Started 14 projects this week. Finished zero. Still somehow the main character."

"Will absolutely rearrange their entire schedule around a restaurant reservation."

"Two-faced? No, just providing multiple perspectives. Simultaneously. To different people."

"Hasn't been the center of attention for 11 minutes. This is now a medical emergency."

"Forgave you. Filed a mental note. Will bring it up in 2031."

"Has cried at a commercial, a sunset, and a particularly moving sandwich. Today."

The formula

01

Zodiac truths

Every sign has stereotypes that hit because they're accurate. We lean into that.

02

Sharp humor

Not mean. Not cringey. The kind of roast that makes you screenshot and tag your friend.

03

Merch you keep

Shirts, mugs, stickers, and more. Quality stuff that doesn't live in the back of a drawer.

Every sign gets roasted.
Every sign comes back for more.

StarSnark is the home for zodiac humor merch. All 12 signs. No filter. Shop now.

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